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Sardar apni BIBI k sath

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA...

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NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE

NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY

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Before the clock strikes 1

Before the clock strikes 12, let me take the opportunity, to let you know that you, have grown a year more… Happy birthday

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2sardars go for a drive.

2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

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A MAN PUT A LAMP

A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES .... THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!

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Its a dedicated ceremony, an

Its a dedicated ceremony, an aniversary, but not wedding. The easy way to tell is its birthday. Have a smile in all the way & have a lovely birthday.

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Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.

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ek sardar ne Ek Cow

ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny...

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One night, Mooch was making

One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles

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On your birthday, I would

On your birthday, I would like to give you some words of wisdom . . . . . . . Smile while you still have teeth. Many many happy returns of the day

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Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar

Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!! @(. = .)@ () ,jj () ( )( /. )( ) Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti hai .. Dont worry Forward nahi karna hai.. Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!!

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A sardar saw a board

A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid". Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"

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Why are Egyptian’s Children

Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?? Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

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Fresh air… fresh idea… fresh

Fresh air… fresh idea… fresh talent… fresh energy… i wish u to have a… special sunday.. marvellous monday… tasty tuesday… wonderful wednesday… thankful thursday… friendly friday… successful s

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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)

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Romance Mathematics Smart man

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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Tevha tu majhya kade ye

Tevha tu majhya kade ye Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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what is the diffrent between

what is the diffrent between Himami & Sunami? Himami is face wash, Sunami is total wash.

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Wish you a very happy

Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope dat all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

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SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....? SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen...

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